Nobody Gets Out Sober Doormat

80,000+ mats sold per year

$ 47.99

9998963 in stock

Made from natural coconut

Natural anti-slip backing

Made in Britain

Reduced shedding

Durable design

Dirt removing

Introducing our quirky and humorous Nobody Gets Out Sober Doormat – a statement piece that adds a touch of laughter and playfulness to your doorstep. This doormat is sure to leave a lasting impression on your guests and become a delightful conversation starter.

Perfect for parties, gatherings, or simply welcoming friends and family, this doormat from Artsy Mats is a humorous and light-hearted way to set the tone for your home. It embodies a spirit of fun and celebration, creating an inviting atmosphere that will be remembered by all who cross your threshold.

Nobody Gets Out Sober Doormat Dimensions – 60x40cm


Did you know that coir doormats are crafted from high quality, tufted coconut fibre? Our doormats are completely natural, long lasting and good for the planet. We use modern technology to ensure crystal clear prints and increased durability. Our team has developed this product over the years to be the most desirable doormat on the market. 


How To Care For Your Coir Doormat:

As our coir doormats are a natural product, you may notice some shedding through time. We advise that you regularly shake your doormat or vacuum it.

Please avoid getting your doormat wet and do not attempt to clean with cleaning products. We advise that you keep our doormats inside or in a well sheltered area as coir is very absorbent.


Artsy Mats Coir

  • ✓ High definition print
  • ✓ Reduced shedding
  • ✓ Natural rubber backing

Cheaper Competitor Coir

  • ✗ Low definition print with spray bleed
  • ✗ High shedding
  • ✗ Polyvinyl chloride backing